Wait a minute Mr. Postman

I'm having a love affair....Shhhhh it's supposed to be a secret.The only people that know are myself and the accounting departmet of amazon.com/amazon.ca (it all depends on who's got the goods)For the past month and 1/2 on a weekly basis I have been ordering one, and only one item for shipment at a time. (usually something that I can't find locally). ie: I'll order an item Monday(am) and bingo instant heart flutter Thursday/Friday when I have a gift stuffed in my box (mail box that is)I open my mail and shriek with excitement upon finding a small brown cardboard package addressed to a one Mr. Mark Lively. This isn't a false excitement either. This is real Christmas time/Clearing house sweepstakes/more than one piece of pork in this can of beans kind of emotions I'm talking about here. Each and everytime I get a package from (amazon) I ask "what could this be" and "I wonder who could have sent it", out loud so that any passers by may hear. All the while batting my eyelashes as if a southern belle at a spring time gala. Of course knowing what the item really is and that nobody really loves me that much. Which reminds me Jesus Son dvd should be here Thursday without fail.I'm sure this love affair will end in the same fashion as all others do, feeling bitter, used and broke (emotionally and financially). It's an affair that I have promised to end with the passing of the cold grey days of winter....or at least until the gentlemen at MasterCard start calling.Things that brought me love,Leona Naess "Leona naess"Bjork: Greatest Hits Volumen 1993-2003 dvdCardigans "Other Side of the Moon"Nerina Pallot "Dear Frustrated Superstar"Hysterical Blindness dvdJesus Son dvd